Outer Banks Script Bot

tweets every 30 minutes - STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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“they’re so insane” and it’s a hot obx character

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I can tell you with full confidence, these boys, these killers... they're square groupers.

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That's not gold.

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Is that paint?
- Yes, it's paint.

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It's the rules, you know? No Pogue-on-Pogue macking.
- Right, rules.

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Stealing drones makes you hungry.
- What I would do to a beer and shrimp and grits right now.
- It would not be pretty.

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Oh, did you want a hit of this?
- I keep the signal clear.
Dude, okay. Do you understand that your problem is that you don't get creative? If you got creative, then--

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Oh. X marks the spot.

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I mean, it's obvious, right? A family heirloom. What better place to hide a message? He had to know it was gonna get back to me, right?

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Actually, Pope's right for once. See, I agree with you sometimes.

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We have a safety meeting. Attendance mandatory.
- I can't. My pop's got me on lockdown.
Come on, man.

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Well, we know who did it, right? It was that little geek Pope.

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Tally-ho.
- Hey-up!

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All right, keep a look out. We're behind enemy lines.
- Yo, come on, man. Just put it back.
What?
- JJ.
You can never be too careful.

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Keep the signal clear.

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Listen, man, I am not the enemy here. Am I the enemy here? I'm not the enemy. No. I didn't sink the boat. Pope did. Okay. All right. And you need to force him to take some personal responsibility, bro.

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Boom, continental shelf right there.
- Well, if it's off the deep end, it's not gonna be much of a treasure hunt, is it?

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I need you to answer a question, and I need you to be straight with me. Did you take gear off the Druthers yesterday?
- Yes, sir, I did.

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I heard he likes to kinda help himself to gear. So, I'm just--
- What gear, Topper?
I don't want to be tellin' stories, sir. It's just, you got a lot of nice things layin' around. I'd just make sure everything's nailed down.

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An actual cop, John B. You believed a cop.