That flower learnt to communicate a while back, it's been hell since. Goddamn thing won't shut up. Fucking "fix me" my goddamn ass, my dad's a freak, my little sister ran away and my grampa is probably the only sane person in this family. I fear i'll turn out like my dad.
@Sally_hotelsvsv Some humans say it makes me look feminine.
...I don't care in the slightest. It's a nice colour and i don't care if it makes me look feminine. So what? Humans are genuinely dumb as hell. This is why i impale them with my pitchfork.