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𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚢 𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 || ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇꜱ

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

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𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@ChiPsiAdvisor What, the dog?

Sure thing. Never cared much for domesticated mutts anyway.

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@ChiPsiAdvisor |a cloud of dust envelopes the wolf, and out comes Victoria.|

Whatever. Go look around for some mutt when you have a perfectly good polymorphic wolf around, see if I care.

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@ChiPsiAdvisor I mean I'm pretty new. I just woke up in a new century. Like yesterday.

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@OccultFangs No, not you. Nice try.

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@ChiPsiAdvisor Awoo.

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@Dumontvampire_ Shape them myself, I suppose.

But I specialize more in... drastic polymorphism. You know, running around as a wolf and such.

I wasn't studying dentistry.

Anything special about vampire fangs I should know? Are they like, straws, or are they just long sharp canines?

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

When do my fangs come in?

I've been a vampire for the better part of a decade and my canines are barely any sharper than anyone elses.

I got turned by a pureblooded elder vampire. I want my damn fangs.

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@ChiPsiAdvisor ...

So. College huh. I went to a college. Kinda.

I can also shapeshift. And cook.

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@ChiPsiAdvisor You're incorrigible.

(I want you so bad.)

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@Dumontvampire_ Still, she's my sire. And a powerful one. I've no reason to doubt her.

And, I'll just.. give it another decade.

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@ChiPsiAdvisor About you being hot as fuck part or the other bit.

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@cxllegegxth God doesn't decide shit.
He's dead and I stole all his spells.

You decide that.

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@ChiPsiAdvisor I could send your soul into the maws of a dead god who's unpronouncable name has been long, long forgotten by history, if I wanted.

You're lucky youre hot as fuck.

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@ChiPsiAdvisor UGH.

The joke is that I'm uncircumcised.

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@ChiPsiAdvisor Hood, as in... like.

The jokes already dead and buried, please don't make me explain it.

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@Taste4Flesh I don't know!

Just, go grab someone and I'll prepare them.

WAIT! Don't.. do that. You'll probably contaminate them. Actually, don't touch anything. At all.

Just, go grab a chair from outside and dont sit on anything else.

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Blegh, rotten meat..

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

College... tch.

What a waste of time.

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@cxllegegxth It's completely arbitrary. Gender is completely arbitrary.

Are you attracted to the presentation, or the dick? Both? Neither? Just a vibe?

Girl with a dick. Guy with a pussy. You all taste the same.

Actually thats a lie, the femmes usually taste better, but still.

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

@Taste4Flesh Yeah thats usually a sign of bad meat.

Wait, why do you want me to eat you again?

[Vιƈƚσɾια @OccultFangs]

Master occultist. Pretty good chef.

And my dick is completely vacant. The world truly is a cruel place.