Occupy Westeros

A network of fed-up citizens of Westeros trying to fix the system without being brutally murdered by the City Watch. Expecting to be murdered soon.

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

The highest praise I can give @telltalegames' #IronFromIce is that it feels like an episode of @GameOfThrones. A fantastic one. Bravo.

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

@ServantOnIce @AngryGoTFan @towerofthehand @westerosorg I've got no morals. To hold me down. To make me good. To make me frown...

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

@OlennaRedwyne We didn't. Unsure why that happened. Lannisters?

[Is TWoW Out Yet? @IsTWoWOutYet]

No

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

If I ever had a knife placed in my back and was forced to say #RE2PECT out loud, I'd say it as Re-Two-Pect. or Reetoopect.#deepthoughts

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

@okelay Late December back in '63.

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On the bright side, we now have enough meat to feed the rest of us at lunch. #Blessed #WesterosClimateMarch

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March Delay: It seems everyone at the front has died of malnutrition and the rest of us are too weak to climb over. #WesterosClimateMarch

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

Also pretty sure that Melisandre's vagina is contributing to the level of CO2 in the atmosphere #WesterosClimateMarch

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

Seriously, have you been out here? King's Landing has tipped over into being majority shit. More shit than buildings. #WesterosClimateMarch

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

Out marching to demand that we do something about this environmental crisis. I mean, there is literal shit everywhere. #WesterosClimateMarch

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

This is our everything. http://t.co/vdjh4VMM3c

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

Signs its a Lannister award show- Gold Statues, only members of house Lannister nominated, small stream of blood pouring in from backstage.

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

Broke out of the Red Keep's dungeons to discover that tonight is House Lannister's Award Show- The Lannies. Contemplating breaking back in.

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@thronecast Isn't it obvious? The Lannisters had all the other teams killed before they reached the field.

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

World Cup Stats: Number of goals scored against Brazil > Number of stark family members to die over all 4 seasons.

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

Its like the Germans invented the word schadenfreude just for this circumstance.

[The Things Dads Like @thingsdadslike_]

#thingsdadslike: Being a better parent than everyone on Games of Thrones. http://t.co/kMnk73nVOi

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

I miss the good old days, when you could beat a friend to death in the woods and just say a bear got him.

[Occupy Westeros @OccupyWesteros]

#SubmissionDayFact:King Mern of the Reach's flesh reached 1,400 degrees Fahrenheit before he died. So, who's rooting for Dany now? Huh?