Lord Zeus,
Did you know that Hermes is planning to overthrow you because he said your unfit to be king. And he also lost his caduceus which he should go find!
I really think he should become a mortal and find them.
Just saying!
Dear lord zeus,
Hermes said that you're a terrible king and an even worse god and that he hopes that one day you get dethroned, and that he said even a pile of manure could do better as a god king guy
Just saying ๐