Heather Swinimer

I get up,I parent,I work,I come home I mother,I do domestic shit, I wife, I sleep... I repeat. I'm still waitin' for my reality show.

[Matt Mays @MattMays]

When I blow out my birthday candles tonight I'm gonna wish for Donny Trump to get beak bopped™ right in the pecker by an irate ostrich.

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar I hear you. Xo. Rise above. Like the rankins always sang. Oh wait. That's rise again. Ugh. My bad.

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

Rottenecards - Today is national "Matha fucka Don't fuck with me" day. http://t.co/IchrlzNxZh via @Rottenecards

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar xo

[NessMyra @NessMyra]

The Honourable Stephen McNeil, Premier of Nova Scotia: Preserve the NS Film and Digital Media Tax ... http://t.co/ShEOY0bqAQ via @CdnChange

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar me too pal

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar ugh. That was checkingggggggg #nohighrequired

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar checking high

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar yikes. Down with the sickness ?

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar it was us :P hehe #justplayin

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar one. One. Not fun. Ugh.

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar I still have fun. I get a pass :P

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@NessMyra @Trevkat79 next week looks wicked dramatic.

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar depends on how big of a gap between your teeth. Too big and you can see right through 😜 #funfacts

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar :(

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar I dislike crazy people

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

Thanks @applestores Left with a replacement device on the last day of my apple care.

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

Bought a coffee for a stranger #WarmWishes

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar #duckandweave

[Heather Swinimer @OceanLover1978]

@angieswinemar I'm shocked and appalled. Don't you remember what you did last time they shook it at ya??