Dan Parker

Life is a wave; get on the board and listen to funky beats

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

@Cut4 Mr. Cool

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Culinary school, huh? That's cool. So what are your classes like?
Yea just like cooking and stuff... also some neuroscience and aeronautics

[prod84 @prod84]

The new @nicktucker "joy of skateboarding" 🎨 deck is available now at @_primitiveskate

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Love that feeling when I give a booger a solid flick and hear it hit the wall across the room

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

How are you?

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Life is good!

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

My account got hacked but its all good now fam

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Study hard and the cubicle will make all your dreams come true #JustConformMan

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Pearson - Always Learning ...how to screw kids over by monopolizing textbooks

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

I don't eat the ends of the loaf because I want to. I do it because nobody else will. I am a breakfast defector.

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

#Yeezus2020

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Breaking News: people who passed their first year of college are moving back in to college

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

@NickLargy fuck social media, I don't even know when to appreciate my dog now

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

The U.S. Healthcare is so flawed. I got measured at the doctors yesterday and was told I'm 6'1". I'm fucking 6'2". Why are we funding this?

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Extraterrestrials??? https://t.co/prG6GR4N1B

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There is a “Suicide Forest” in Japan where about 100 suicides occur every year.

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

@NickLargy hahaha that's great stuff

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

Today the dentist told me I've been brushing my teeth "too hard". Makes sense, I've only been working out like every day.

[Dan Parker @OceanManDan]

When the line is taking forever to move so you sit on the railing to look cool and just then it starts moving again.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

party time excellent