Ocean's Turteen

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@aaronlevy0 Since when does @Barattz12 attend your meetings? #StarPlayer #StarWorker

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Game at 9:30PM. Da usual spot. Must win for FCC or realistically our playoff dreams are shot.

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Oops, Shtou 'Jungle Fever' Marando

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Then there's this cruster. #WhereDidWeFindHim #WhoInvitedRambo #DragonBallZ

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Ex-MOTM Tony Tits handed off his red hat to Shtou 'Jungle Fever' Morena for a clinical performance. #Nips #PG13 #BeachBod #NewCenterpiece

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The boys played with almost all their pieces last night but unfortunately couldn't manage to scrape together a W. 2-2 final score.

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Previous MOTM Da Best Shpak, although playing a clinical game himself, handed over the red hat to his off-island counterpart, @Barattz12.

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James Vaffs and Evan Morena split the goal tally two for two, displaying an outstanding performance on the offence. #Powerful

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A rock-hard defence we're all used to by now, a gritty attack and most of all a solid goalie gave us the win over the barbershop. #Tight

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It's about time. The boys stayed positive for a whole 70 minutes which gave them the edge over last night's opponent, Chez Pasquale. 4-3 win

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One thing to take away from the game was Michael Kypreos' goal that seemingly came out of nowhere assisted by Porfido. Congrats on MOTM.

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And just like that the record books are balanced. 3-1-3 unfortunately is our standing record. #Sinking #Decline #WhatGoesDownMustComeUpNo

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Breaking: Rumors suggest Michael Astorino in talks with front office concerning a stastician/video/stay at home coaching contract.

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FC Calciocavallo still in mourning after a huge loss last night. 11-2 or something. Bah, it's like that. #OntoTheNextOne #GoodGame

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Starting lineup! Captain Crust hands off the cheese to the retiree. #Noble

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Our weekly-awaited starting lineup will be posted at 6:30 EST sharp. Turn on your notifications!

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The retiring centerpiece will be signing autographs post-match at Tims on da 25. #SoupsAndSignatures #Ginette #DriveFor25

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Twinkle Toes plays his final match tonight. "Bah I'm not there the rest of the season so tell them to wear their shinpads tonight." #Danger

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Reports surfacing that Captain Crust has stepped down as team captain for this game. Insiders unsure if there will even be a captain today.