URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT!! The MAJOR has been put in a COMA after suffering BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA via ANVIL!! The Clowder is devastated, but we will stay strong!!!!! Swift recovery to the Major ๐๐
@Ocelotfacts1 We're sorry we failed you, Major!! We know it's no excuse, but it's just that we all slipped on the water as we scrabbled to catch you!! We are very ashamed. This will never happen again!!!!
Revolver Ocelot Fact 2: If Mother Base was developing Shasta instead of Mountain Dew, I would've been there in '74, ASAP. Everybody should've known that
Ocelot Unit Fact!!! The Major HATES lettuce on ANYTHING he eats, so whenever there is some, he tosses a piece towards us, and we fight to see who gets to eat it!! He's so generous!!!