60% of your income goes to the taxman.
Whom are you working for?
You are working for the state.
You are a slave.
Refuse to be a slave.
Pick up your phone now, and call your member of parliament.
Tell him to reject The Finance Bill.
Add here their numbers.
#RespectMyHustle
You will never succeed where another man failed.
Do you think your penis is specially made of gold?
Here is the thing:
Sleeping with a feminist is like sleeping with a prostitute.
Feminists have dirty spirits, dark souls, malodorous hearts and stone-cold genitals.
#ManDay
Kenyan Universities should be studied
Kuna comrades hua hawaendi class kabisa wamekaa tu kuchana jaba all day, ladies nao unawapata kwa every alcohol brand promo in clubs, university exams hawafanyi
But you'll see them graduating