Top 5 BEST ODAC BSB players to talk to at first base:
1. Chandler Valbak, BWTR (gk)
2. Benton Jones, LYH
3. Nick Caywood, WLU (might be the other one can’t tell them apart)
4. Ken Mckeever, NOKE (Godspeed on TJ recovery Ken)
5. The EMU first base coach
Breaking: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell @ShamsCharania.
@Sup_Lipz All information sourced anonymously from a variety of ODAC sources. ODAC Coverage strives for independent journalism in a world full of LYH, DOAH, and RMC bias from the lame-stream media.
TOP 5 WORST ODAC BSB PLAYERS TO TALK TO AT FIRST BASE:
1. Brandon Garcia, LYH (indisputable #1)
2. Daniel McGinnis, EMU (pls stop wearing pink evoshield stuff)
3. Adham Sahebzada, DOAH
4. Michael Lavanga, RMC (retired)
5. Eli Monroe, EMU (don’t care that he’s a pitcher)
TRADE PROPOSAL:
EMU RECEIVES: Coach Kevin Anderson, 5th Years Jamie Padilla and Kyle Garrett (got COVID years), and BOMBER Adham Sahebzadah.
SHENANDOAH RECEIVES: EMU’s 2 blue (mint condition) Porta Pottys
RANKING ODAC BASEBALL FIELDS:
1. Roanoke (if playing on minor league field)
2. RMC
3. Shenandoah
4. Bridgewater (would be higher if not for the smell)
5. HSC
6. Guilford
7. WLU
8. Averett
9. Va Wes (Batten)
10. Lynchburg
11. EMU
The Division I Cabinet has unanimously voted to approve the age-based eligibility model. Additional details to follow.
The Cabinet’s decision is not final until its meeting concludes Wednesday.