Gab Maria

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? 🌙🌻💋🌞🤬

[Gab Maria @Oddest417]

@vrbo can suck my ass

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years, what do we see? ... we see the wealthiest country in the history of the world -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by our undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

[Gab Maria @Oddest417]

Imagine wondering why I’m parked crooked in the Olive Garden parking lot at 10:39pm and it’s just me staring at the moon

[💗 @ma1ybe]

In reality, progressive feminist‘s only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y’all do, we see them as workers with rights.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tucker privately told colleagues in 2021 that he hated trump passionately, then supported him for a third time in 2024. he doesn’t care. maga is just a sinking ship, so he needs to make sure he’s well-positioned for whatever the next thing is

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

great! we should start by refunding every ticket fee for every show attended in the last 5 years

[Gab Maria @Oddest417]

This is amazing and I love it! I also take this opportunity to go into the comments and block everyone who has something hateful to say. They are bots trying to convince you that we are doomed. I truly believe the average American WANTS this. Don’t let them tell you otherwise ♥️

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NYC Mayor Mamdani announces free childcare center for government workers:"We never want city workers to have to choose between a job that they love and raising their kids in the city they call home."

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

ICE did this to 2 American’s just months ago.

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Every week, a tech executive goes onstage to tell the world they’re deliberately making the world worse because it will make them money

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

They’re not “getting pregnant” they’re being RAPED. ICE officers are separating girls from their families and taking them to separate facilities so they can rape them. This is the “law and order” the Trump administration is using our money to fund.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: DHS agents are now illegally arresting U.S. citizens at airports… and trafficking them across state lines.

A 28-year-old U.S. citizen, Sunny Naqvi, was detained by DHS, for 43 hours, after landing at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago.

She wasn’t charged with a crime, and she wasn’t accused of doing anything illegal…

Agents reportedly detained her over what they called a “curious travel history.”

Even though Sunny was born in Illinois…they still disappeared her.

After being held for about 30 hours inside the airport, agents secretly moved Sunny to an ICE detention facility in Broadview, Illinois.

While this was happening, federal agents repeatedly told her family she was NOT in custody, even though her phone location showed she was inside the facility.

Then it gets worse.

According to witnesses, agents asked for Sunny’s phone number so they could “look for her phone.”

Minutes later, the phone was opened, her messages were read, and the device was shut off, cutting off the family’s ability to track her.

After that, agents transported the U.S. citizen across state lines, to another detention facility in Dodge County, Wisconsin.

And then she was eventually released early Saturday morning… in a random state, alone.

Her phone was dead, and she had no transportation.

So, a U.S. citizen detained by the federal government had to hitchhike to a hotel, just to be able to reunite with her family.

And this is what people need to understand…

When federal agents can detain U.S. citizens without charges… lie to families about their custody, search personal phones, and secretly transport people across state lines…

That puts every single American in danger.

Because they can do it to anyone.

[💙 Queen Buttercup Speaks 💙 @BethT79]

The reason we can type, “Donald Trump is a rapist of children” without being sued by said individual is because it is true.

Donald John Trump, the current 47th president, is a child rapist who threatened to kill the same little girls he raped.

Sue me. He can’t since … he is.

[eleni @ele__giac]

if in a time of war, what ‘wakes you up’ is inflation and not the loss of thousands of lives, you are still well asleep and ethically dead

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Remember, what you see on X is not real life.

50% are bots.
30% are paid propagandists.
10% don’t know their ass from their elbow.
10% are real people.

Don’t let MAGA fool you, Trump is wildly unpopular and they know it, but they can’t let the grift stop.

[Gab Maria @Oddest417]

Growing up with brothers is something else

[erica @ericanextdooor]

my biological glock is ticking

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

if being a housewife was even half as rewarding as they try to make it seem, men would have taken that from us too.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.