Jesus Kirst

Our Roommates are both unique in their own way. Their names are Alex and Tuck and we tweet the dumb shit they say.

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When skyping with his boo and looking online at edible thongs. "Someone said the underwear just melted right off." -Alex

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Jake- "Are those woman's socks?" Tuck- "Oh yeah, I stole those from my mom."

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When skyping with his girlfriend; "No Squeezing when you're beating off"-Alex

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"Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" -Alex

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Tuck and Alex really want @maddijanemusic to follow @OddRoommates!

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"I don't get much shleep"-Alex. THAT IS SUCH AN ACCENT! HE'S NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE!!!!

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"How the heck do you turn a cat on?" -Alex

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Aikens-"Adrianne knows I'm not gay."
Jake-"How?"
Aikens-"Because we cuddled"
Jake-"So What?"
Aikens-"Spooning means I'm not gay!"

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"Im like nippin out it's so cold outside." -Alex

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When skyping with his woman; "What's wrong with spooning?"-Alex

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BREAKING NEWS: Odd Roommate Alex Aeikens is now dating Adrianne Beyer.
When talking about AJ Hawk "He has longer hair than my girlfriend"

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While driving past Barnes and Noble, "well that's a big ol' book store." - Tuck

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While in the Gage C-Store oggling down the candy he once contemplated stealing, "Those Heath Bars look pretty good don't they?" -Tuck

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"@Maggie_roman has the ass of the champion but she's a bitch." - Tuck

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"Those skinny white boys just piss me off" - Tuck

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While playing Kill Zone 3, "see no one is gonna show their face cause they know I'll knuck 'em" - Tuck

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"Where u at? Fuk me I straight up slept 14 damn hours haha I think somethings wrong with me" - Tuck

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When seeing a homeless man on TV; "Is that a homo?" -Alex

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"Yo man look at this, this is fun as shit!", ..."hold on, you got to watch me shotgun a hoe, show you what its like" - Tuck

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"And ill buy u some food, tkline really need to go to that store. Hit me up if u can" - Tuck