Odette Khan

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I just love going to sleep on rainy nights. So cozy. Sweet dreams everyone! 

[Odette Khan @OdetteKhan]

Teleserye princesses OUT. Teleserye sireynas IN. #MyHusbandsLover

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overheard: Noon, puma-Puppy love ka lang. Ngayon, dumo-Dog style ka na!   #RatedSPG

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'Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one.' 

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"Pag naunahan kitang umiyak, akin ang sweldo mo for today" -Juday to Ryzza. LMAO  #TheRyzzaMaeShow

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Philippine Politics is like Prostitution... we know it's disgusting yet we enjoy making it happen. #sadfact 

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Line ng mga Insecure na panget " maganda lang yan kasi maputi, pag umitim yan ang panget nyan"

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May ten, May-10-dency na makapatay ako ng malalandi! Kaya wag kayong haharotharot!

[Odette Khan @OdetteKhan]

when you feel sad, remember that there are people pretending to be happy on facebook.  lol

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He who did not cry himself to sleep, never fell in love... 

[Odette Khan @OdetteKhan]

Kung di pa dumalaw si Korina sa barangay nyo, di ka pa magkaka Tsinelas! DUKHA!!!

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Dry ang sahig sa banyo ng mayayaman, kaya pag basa ang sa inyo. #AlamNa

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Mga Hampaslupa lang nagsisimula ng sentence nila sa "Actually" ay baket? Nagmukha kang matalino sa Actually mo? Pwe!

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Kapag nilandi ka niya, wag kang mag-eexpect. Iba ang landi sa mahal! #HigadModeLangSya

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Yung mga “Hampaslupang Kaibigan” mong may nakilala lang na mga bagong tao hindi ka na pinapansin. Paslangin na yan!!!

[Odette Khan @OdetteKhan]

If there's anything worse than being alone, its falling in love alone. 

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Myrtle! Patayin ang TV! Little Champ na!

[Odette Khan @OdetteKhan]

Todo picture ng sinukat na damit sa fitting room, di naman binili. Di pa nakuntento! Inupload pa ng Hudas. #MedyoHampaslupa

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They always say, don't judge the book by its cover, pero paano kung cover pa lang plastic na? 

[Odette Khan @OdetteKhan]

Electric fan - Best friend ng mga Hampaslupa.