Odin Bocks

Know it all of nothing, JV Hashtagger trying to go pro, Serious procrastinator, Self made thousandaire and I think my 4yr old daughter is trying to kill me.

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#TrumpYourThanksgiving The right way to handle a turkey is to grab it by the crotch

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#YoureSoWhite You don't need food stamps

[Fohtohgirl @fohtohgirl]

Curse more often, it's healthy. #My5WordNewYearMotto

[Molly Ligon @mollyligonn]

Take My Dilemmas, Make Dilemmonaide #My5WordNewYearMotto

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#howihandlerejection I just hide

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

@N4BWR 😂👏👏👏👏👏

[🎈Blake Raab🗡️🔥 @N4BWR]

Eagerly staring into the toaster, waiting for my Pop Tart
#HowIdLoseAnEye

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

But they're so worth it!! https://t.co/Y6FK4cS9Bh

[Robyn with a “y” not an “i” @robyndwoskin]

Frying the potato latkes. The house smells of oily potatoes and onions for days. #TheWorstThingAboutTheHolidays

[Jagodska @nursegoda]

#TheWorstThingAboutTheHolidays eating the decorations

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#TheWorstThingAboutTheHolidays How unflattering I look in my stretchy dinner pants.

[Dan @Danimal941]

#ThingsIFindCozy the inside of a tauntaun

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#ThingsIFindCozy Milk and cookies

[Dave @dferguson667]

#IfIOwned any bread i'd be making a sammich!

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#ifiowned a wood chipper I'd be in jail....... Forever!!

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

@CMLobsterDALLAS Not what I hoped it would be. Chowder was lukewarm and almost $16 for a lobster roll was ridiculous. Maine would be pissed

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#SoStuffedI Have the meat sweats

[🎵 Dawn Wytch🎵 @DreamersNevrDie]

#BlackFridayTactics hit the dispensaries first for happy, calming snacks 😏

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#blackfridaytactics I'm coming in through the roof

[Odin Bocks @Odinbocks]

#blackfridaytactics Go go Gadget nun chucks

[Eryn Not Erin @Eryn_NotErin]

#BlackFridayTactics zamboni

[Evan Tummillo @Etummillo]

Literally shit or piss your pants. I mean who's really going to want to confront captain shitpants? #BlackFridayTactics @SethGoodtime