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getcho freak on • OUMT ‘21 • ♏️

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

mcdonalds coke still has the cocaine in it

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

@GriffinKrause I will win :)))

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

@GriffinKrause under NO circumstances are you snatching my girl away from me😤🤬

[emi @pawfeet22]

Just learned not every boy ever is obsessed with me

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

He be, or he not be.
What’s the question?

[Bully Maguire @anderswami]

Me practicing handing my headshot to the director at the next audition

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

spitting fire with a hard r

[Arely @arelygabriela_]

men be like I’m bilingual I speak English and over women

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

@rebecca2cs @luyvvie Sometimes I did it on purpose and no one got it :,(

[Kaylee Randall (she/her) @kmmatthews17]

alexa, play everything by michael bublé

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

@bwright204 I mean what left is there to do

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

@gucci1017 may be saying “it’s gucci” in his songs but i refuse to believe he’s saying anything but “scoochie”

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

I can’t wait to see the next Star Wars Amanda Lehman

[adriana la cerva’s ghost @Catholic_Guilt_]

I left the groceries for ONE MINUTE so I could pee and he took a bite out of every single tortilla. I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him

[emi @pawfeet22]

I double major in musical theatre and being stupid

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

well truly I’m flattered

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Top 5 Girls Who Will Ruin Your Life:

1. Have a 2am Depression Playlist

2. Take Tequila Shots Without Flinching

3. Wing Their Eyeliner

4. Still Get Lost with a GPS

5. Listen to Somebody Else by the 1975 more than twice a week

[brown sugar @Odomite16]

the small ways to 1. make people’s day and 2. steal from The Man

[george watsky @gwatsky]

I am loved, everything else is noise

[Sophia Esch @sophia__esch]

If you’re a woman in a heterosexual relationship, every month is no nut November

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

therapist: you're overthinking

me: what if-

therapist: don't

me: WHAT IF

therapist:

me: what if everyone else is underthinking