OfficeDepotProbs2k24

Office Depot. Office Free-pot. Office Despot. Office Despair. Gear Up for Grief. PARODY Account.

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

When you need to hide from #dearcustomer, #dearmanager, and #dearcoworker simultaneously. #takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Final Shift
30 angry #dearcustomer
9 hours worked
1 pizza eaten
1 store closed
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Faith based leader #dearcustomer demands email copy and print order sent without payment be done immediately. Calls copy and print center...while inside of the store. Completes order, jumps everyone in line and pays for order. Leaves without incident. #takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

#Dearcustomer asks for help with self serve printing. changes mind and demands full serve printing, laments his hemorrhoids are giving him problems, and self diagnoses he should give up red meat. Leaves without incident. #takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

#Dearcustomer demands to see the man in charge because he wants to "negotiate" a deal....on a chair mat. #Dearmanager advises this is not a car dealership. The chair mat is purchased at full price without incident. #takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

#Dearcustomer demands help with self serve fax. Proceeds to not know the fax number and requires extended assistance because she forget her "readers". Cannot find her credit card, completes her 5 page fax after 30 minutes of assistance. #takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

#Dearcoworker complains about 800 price changes sent to the store, proposes corporate is overreacting to the tariffs and things will "even out" eventually. We all just need to be patient. #takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
7 hours worked
6 angry #dearcustomer
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
7.5 hours worked
0 angry #dearcustomer
0 breaks
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
5.5 hours worked
2 angry #dearcustomer
0 breaks
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
7.5 hours worked
1 angry #dearemployee
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
9 hours worked
1 angry #dearcustomer
1 #dearemployee fired for theft
1 #dearmanager no show
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
8.5 hours worked
0 inches of snow
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
8.5 hours worked
0 angry #dearcustomer
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
8.5 hours worked
1 hungover #dearemployee
1 angry #dearcustomer
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Me: Good morning, how is your morning, hey do you..? #Dearmanager: Man my wife is an alcoholic, she drinks all the time and my children are still living at my house and wont move out. It's all bad!!! Me: I just wanted to know if I should start on the freight #takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
8.5 hours worked
0 angry #dearcustomer
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

Sunday Shift
8.5 hours worked
2 angry #dearcustomer
0 breaks
0 lunches
0 f*cks given
#takingcareofbitches

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

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[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

I feel this 2024 Presidential election cycle will be the main plot of Call of Duty: Black Ops 12 about ten years from now.

[OfficeDepotProbs2k24 @ODProbs2k22]

#Dearcustomer goes on rant about about politics, the federal tax system, and the IRS. Buys some envelopes and leaves without incident. #takingcareofbitches