in context james acaster

getting precious little out of it if I’m honest

[Chris Mason @ChrisMasonBBC]

NEW: Rishi Sunak cancels meeting with the Greek PM in a row over the Elgin Marbles. Read more from me here @BBCNews:
https://t.co/wTBPeT28Fs

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

https://t.co/OiKs51IINj

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

Can't say merry Christmas anymore

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

@HypBeaucrit I'll send the police round your gaff to seize your hard drives

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

Don't come at me

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

@Poplib47 @JoeBangles11 England and Britain and American flags. All you're missing is an i*raeli flag, and you'd be the hottest new member of the Pedo Ward.

Off you fuck both of you

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

@DemolishedMan69 Your mother wholeheartedly disagrees

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

@joeodd Supporting Leeds United makes you an expert on being clapped.

Off you fuck

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

@Poplib47 @JoeBangles11 England and Britain and American flags. All you're missing is an i*raeli flag, and you'd be the hottest new member of the Pedo Ward.

Off you fuck both of you

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

@Colibri89347577 That's not me, Einstein. And do yourself a favor if you're ever in a desperate need of money and you see a "smooth brain contest"? Enter it. You'd clean up the whole lot.

Off you fuck