Random Thoughts

I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.
Take nothing of what I say as important or serious. These are just jokes I alone find funny.

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Flappy bird is harder than pulling out

[Cody Glenn @CodyGlenn24]

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I almost told last nights one night stand that I can still smell her. Then I realized how creepy that is cause she doesn't remember anything

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"Never drinking again" -everyone who doesn't mean it

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I'm going to make a vodka called responsibly. So everyone can say I'm drinking responsibly.

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I call convenient stores gas stations and idgaf

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It's easy to make a change for the good. it's hard to make the change for good.

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That's why I'm a porn star

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"If you're good at something don't do it for free"

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As soon as I cum. I come to my senses.

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Bitch don't kill my vibe

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I party like a rock star.

A very poor rock star not in a band.

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Johnny Autograph at his finest #KatherineWebb

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Who's got a joke? I wanna hear a joke.

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Ghost Followers- those that follow. But do not interact whatsoever.

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How much did @TAMU pay @JManziel2 to stay off twitter? Over/Under 75K

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There's only gonna be 7 planets in the morning after I'm done with Uranus.

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Who needs an alarm clock. Let your passion wake you up!

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Are you a beaver cause dam!

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Is there a facial exercise that'll give me dimples?