C. |Parody|

❝You might wanna stick your ego up your ass❞ COO at Shelby Co. Ltd. I'm yours, @PeakyTim |RP/MC| #Mostro

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

тeмper ιѕ a weapon тнaт we нold вy тнe вlade

✘Claire Shelby
✘COO of Shelby Co. Ltd. Head of security
✘Great great grandaughter of Arthur Shelby
✘Firebrand. Violent. Enjoys collecting eyes. Fiercely independent. His Viper
✘#RazorsReborn OC

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

Ref. Stop talking. We've been over this. You're hot as fuck.

Even if you do waddle like a penguin right now

[Aoife Shelby. @TideOfValkyries]

Stop being so fucking pretty. It's not FAIR

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

#NewProfilePic

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

I'm so fucking proud [sniff]

[James Nathaniel Gray. @DiSangueEOro]

[Nudges a document over to @PeakyTim]

So...I might have changed my last name

[Madison. @VoxMostro]

The mirror cracks with quiet laughter

⛧ Returning account
⛧ Modern #PeakyBlinders OC. Part of #RazorsReborn
⛧ Ex con
⛧ From the mind of #Mostro

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

I wonder if grandma Linda was as much of a bitch as I've heard.

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

So @PeakyTim is away on business. And I've taken some time off.

Find me in the Garrison. Drinks are on me.

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@WannaRathbone I concur.

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

[steeples fingers]

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog ~ is clear. Let's go

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

Bored

Might let @AsiaticDevilDog out of his cell to cause some chaos in the building.

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog They not feeding you down there? [With a scowl, I all but shove him into the lift and hit the button] wankers. I'll sort that shit right out, don't you worry.

[When the lift dings to a stop and the doors open to the lobby, I stick my head out and glance around]

Ok, coast ~

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog What's this first name shit?

[I give him a light punch on the arm]

Hood up, dude. Just in case Nate's secretary is lurking about upstairs.

[And off I go, leaving the rather convincing looking 'body' in the cell]

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog ~ a body shaped blanket doll, draping another blanket over the top]

There you go. Belongs in the Louvre that does.

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog [With a heap of blankets under my arm, I open up the cell and wander in]

Cheer up. You know as well as I that the guards down here are stupid as fuck and drunk more times than not. Besides that, Nate's fucked off on business somewhere. It'll be /fine/

[Starts making ~

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog [Head tilt]

We can make it looks like you're asleep under the covers

[Scoots off to find some extra blankets and stuff in the cupboard]

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog [Shifty eyes]

Prison break and a trip over Wetherspoons?

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

And from the grave

I was rebuilt from.what

BROKE ME

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@AsiaticDevilDog @TideOfValkyries @BurnThemToAsh @OLeMeaAutu @IllaFidei @ArqueroInfame @Fists_N_Razors @PeakyTim @TwistedsFaces @DiSangueEOro @Royal_Hellion @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @BugsUnderSkin @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [Thinks he could use a shave]

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

@BurnThemToAsh @AsiaticDevilDog @IllaFidei @TideOfValkyries @Fists_N_Razors @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @PeakyTim @TwistedsFaces @DiSangueEOro @Royal_Hellion @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @BugsUnderSkin @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [Knocks on @PeakyTim's office door]

Tim, you there?

[C. |Parody| @OfBurningAngels]

Aoife is grouchy

She's barely talking to anyone.

She needs to pop that kid out asap.