John Constantine.

I·ᴍ ɴᴏ ʜᴇʀᴏ. I·ᴍ ɴᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ I ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Bᴜᴛ I·ʟʟ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀ ɪᴛ. I·ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Mʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʀᴇɴᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ.

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[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Looking a wee bit dodgy there, mate. Makes him not want to, but he will.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

About 80% certain.

[𝐿𝑈𝐶𝐼𝐹𝐸𝑅 ⸸ @KNGHELL]

Are you certain you wanna finish that sentence, little human?

[❈ • ⊱ demon repellent 👹🚫 @vocatmortuos]

-nt.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Lucifer is a cu-

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Happy to be of entertainment.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Not without your lot trying to remedy that fact.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

His brow furrowed in concern. "Who did I need to banish to the seventh layer of Hell?"

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

He's not gonna talk to ol, Scratch.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Rude. Those are his two best qualities. "Would love some."

[Lɪғᴇ. @DelphicShepherd]

ᴡʜᴏ ᴀᴍ ɪ? ᴡʜʏ, ɪ'ᴍ ʟɪꜰᴇ!

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ʀᴛ?

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Jokes on her, that's a given to being a Constantine.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

He absolutely does not, but he's not going to argue with her because it's been a Hell of a long time since he's had a good cup of tea.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

She didn't have to go through all that trouble, honestly. He would have eaten stale toast and water.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

He exists to make everyone's lives a little bit harder.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Christ-

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

He could go for a wee bite.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

@perfidumsomnium || OH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT MY BRAIN WONT LET ME REMEMBER YOUR OLD TAG! OMFH HI!

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

@perfidumsomnium || Well, now I gotta try to guess. Gimme a hint!

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

"Glad to be back." Can't really say no to tea and possibly biscuits from her. It'd be a crime.

[John Constantine. @OfCheapTricks]

Can't imagine a female him running around.