— jake peralta.

“ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜᴀɪʀʟɪɴᴇ ғʀᴀᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴛʜᴜᴍʙ. ᴍᴀɴᴋɪɴᴅ's ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ғɪɴɢᴇʀ, ᴀᴍ ɪ ʀɪɢʜᴛ?”

⌇ BROOKLYN NINE NINE RP ⌇ SHIPS WITH CHEM. ⌇ PORTRAYED BY #MᴄFʟʏ ⌇

[— jake peralta. @OfCoolCoolness]

⠀ ❮𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐋𝐘𝐍 𝟗𝟗❯

⤥ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ʙʏ #MᴄFʟʏ ⤦

❝𝙄 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧! 𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙮?❞

➣ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ.

➠ＲＴ?

[— jake peralta. @OfCoolCoolness]

Hold on—
What time is it?

OH YES! IT'S RUN AWAY FROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES TIME!

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• 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞.
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a literate portrayal of british manager david brent. based on both versions of the show. ocs and crossovers are encouraged! possible nsfw and lewd content on the tl. more info below.

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@santiagooamy >> arm around her shoulder and pulled Amy closer to him.

Now was he supposed to say something? Oh wait. Did he have to take his socks off before climbing into bed?? Oh damn.

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《ɢɪғ/ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʀ @santiagooamy》

Just a normal day at the precinct, Captain Holt is doing his quotidian speech and Amy is saying things in order to impress him. Even if that includes denouncing Jake for the minor fire in the break room. So here comes the glance.

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@santiagooamy Jake just loved her kisses and the way she played with his hair.

Staying quiet, Peralta followed Amy to her bedroom and felt a bit nervous about it as he seriously didn't want to ruin all this.
As she laid under the blankets, Jake allowed himself to join her and wrapped an >>

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When Amy kissed Jake for the first time.

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@santiagooamy >> again, wondering if she was expecting him to kiss her again, wondering if he was supposed to say something... and so on, he couldn't stop thinking.

Jake gave his lower lip a small bite due to the excitement, gently caressing Amy's back.

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@santiagooamy >> wondering if she actually regrets that kiss, wondering if he was gonna stay here tonight, wondering what will happen to Teddy, wondering if she loves him as much as he loves her, wondering if they're gonna watch the whole movie after all, wondering if she's gonna kiss him >>

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@santiagooamy >> softly with the same passion.

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@santiagooamy >>

Jake was extremely shocked, happy, nervous, excited, hungry, horny, afraid, in love, confused, impatient and seduced in the same time.
He didn't even know he could feel all this emotions. Thanks for teaching him something again, Ames!

Peralta slowly returned the kiss >>

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@santiagooamy "Hell yeah!" He simply said before taking a slice and taking a bite, chewing his pizza happily. What a great evening was having right now, he didn't want it to end either. Maybe he should stay here for the night? Nah! C'mon, Jake, that's too much, you can't do that!

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@santiagooamy He surprised himself keeping his eyes on her instead of the movie. Wow, she really means a lot to him.

He chuckled happily at the sight of her obvious happiness. Seeing her happy was making him happy. I guess that's called love.

"Yay! I'm starving!"He said to break the silence.

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@santiagooamy >> slowly appeared on his face.

Jake has never felt happier during his whole life. Or maybe when he saw Bruce Willis in the subway but maybe it wasn't him so yeah, he's having the time of his life right now.

He was actually considering making the first move but was hesitant.

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@santiagooamy Even if he won't admit it because it would sound stupid and desperate, yes he did miss her.

Jake was sat on the sofa, watching the opening scene of Die Hard when he felt Amy's head resting on his shoulder. That felt weird at first but he sure enjoyed that. A large smile >>

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@santiagooamy Oh! She remembered! The Holy orange drink! Gods of each religious on earth bless you Amy Santiago.

He gladly accepted the drink and thanked her again as he watched her running upstairs, waiting downstairs for her to come back. Wow, he misses her already.

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@santiagooamy "Why are you even asking me? You should know I'd say pizza! You disappointed me, Amy..." Jake joked, teasing her with a smile. "Just kidding. You choose."

He stepped inside and looked around him. Damn, that's the most organized and tied up place he's ever seen in his whole life.