Ghost of Howard Cosell

Telling it like it is

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@darrenrovell JMU had 53 points . . . at HALFTIME! Could have scored 100!!!

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@darrenrovell Yeah, we (ECU) hung 70 on UNC in 2014 and didn't charge the Heels a penny for the beating.

[Young Ideas @DickYoungsGhost]

A comparison, however tenuous, to today’s #Trump incident is in 1912 when former President Theodore Roosevelt was shot at prior to a political speech in Milwaukee. A bullet was embedded in TR’s ribcage. Roosevelt went on to complete his speech. https://t.co/Npv8buo01h

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@MattLaMarca @MBFantasyLife The 0-4 you took on your May 24 Best MLB Bets was, for some reason, not added to your overall betting record. You can look it up. Your current record on the season is 106-119, not 106-115.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@ClassicShowbiz I never knew Norman Bates had a famous father.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@MattLaMarca @MBFantasyLife That man there, Matt LaMarca, currently 98-117 on MLB bets this season - a dismal showing, the battered handicapper surely now a case study in abject dejectedness.

[Ravi @ravira]

Chad Kelly has become so proficient at blocking people that his next job may be as an offensive lineman in the UFL.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@Enrique_Lozan @kyletheboone That man there - Kyle Filipowski - injured while throwing an elbow at and trying to trip an exuberant Wake fan!! This, a case of instantaneous tragic karma.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@MattSnyderCBS I think you should have mentioned in your article that Sheffield admitted to intentional throwing errors as a 3B with the Brewers. That, along with his debatable bad attitude and undebatable ties to the BALCO scandal, are why he won't make the HOF. https://t.co/vQStj1Vy7G

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@Past_Factory Loved him in Moonraker.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@ninaturner Pretty sure Rob was quoting David St. Hubbins.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@KevG163 Wilbur Marshall says "Hold my beer" before destroying another Lions QB, Joe Ferguson.
https://t.co/E0xrJwZLw5

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@RealJeffCesario I dunno - college volleyball is really growing in popularity.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@StanfordSteve82 @dukesseafood ECU-Navy u/o is down to 30.5. I've had a BAC higher than that - play the over and pour me another shot of Everclear!!

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@notthefakeSVP watching another edition of pitchy-pitchy woo-woo: https://t.co/O4WbasnewH

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@AdamSchefter: Really? J. Jefferson is already out for AT LEAST 4 games . . . and you “report” that JJ is out for 4-6 weeks? Heavy Yawn. Chickenshit, confirmation BS (CCBS) from Weinerville.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@MikeLupica With the Braves, Mets and Yanks out of action now, this is what we have, from a preeminent journalist, for entertainment/information? More the pity.

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

Watching the offenses of Iowa and Wisconsin play football gives a person a good idea of what the world was like before the invention of the wheel. #IowaWisconsinFootball

[Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball]

"The Red Sox looked better in defeat than the Cardinals did in victory.... Take Gibson out of the Cardinal lineup, and you've got a loser."
Cosell & Yastrzemski

[Ghost of Howard Cosell @OfCosell]

@AndyMoneybags Save your compassion for his liver.