OFCS News Wire

The official OFCS News account. Go bulldogs!

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They’re making us be kind!

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The demons of the OFHS basement have been released upon the moral realm. Seek safety.

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PSA: To all OFHS students, the upcoming finals have been postponed to a week from their original date, as we’re working to uncover the massive missile silo underneath the band restroom. We’re slow and hasty in making progress, so we’ll keep you posted. #OneDaySmarter

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The theme for after prom is butcher house. Please dress accordingly, you will be there.

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update: the intern has died

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everytime someone fails a state test we beat up an intern

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Due to a recent salmonella outbreak at the high school, the cafeteria will be closed this thanksgiving week. Instead we will employ our school demon, Goliath, to go from student to student selling the souls of the damned. We do apologize for this inconvenience. #onedaysmarter

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Due to recent forensic research, there is definitive proof the pizza served from Dominos is at minimum 2% real pizza due to the genetic make up of the pizza the cardboard particles that cling to the crust.

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everytime someone fails a state test we beat up an intern

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PSA: Due to failures gaining support for the COC clan, the school board has agreed to shift focus towards making a clash Royale clan. 6000 trophies are required and any electro giant spammers will be removed immediately. The first 5 members will be given elder. #onedaysmarter

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Test Track at Epcot!

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OFCS Snowzilla Update…

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PSA: Olmsted Falls Schools will be closed tomorrow, Thursday, February 3rd. All evening events will also be cancelled as the storm is projected to get progressively worse throughout the day. Enjoy your day. Announcement coming out shortly.

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perhaps we treated you too harshly

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PSA: Olmsted Falls Schools will be closed tomorrow, Thursday, January 27, 2022 due to the wicked cold temps. Projected morning temperatures are between -10 to -13. Phone, email and text announcement coming in a bit. Evening activities will be on as scheduled.

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@your_bone_thief fuck off

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if Lloyd doesn’t give us a snowday i’m gonna get REALLY mad

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School is in session tomorrow. Get some rest.

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Where is the frank ocean

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@OfhsClub Thank you, Club! We do our best to make sure everything is up to standard.

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A snake walks into a bar and the bar tender asks how did you do that