Owain Fereday

a collection of assets that determine my value

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

Just tried the M&S strawberry cream sandwich thing and man fuck this fuckin thing it’s from hell

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

I also will not stand against Andy Burnham I actually said it before this guy

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Darren Jones has ruled out standing against Andy Burnham for Labour Leader

“Andy Burnham is going to be the next Prime Minister”

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

But this time, he’s not having it

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - The Black Rod,the King's messenger - knocks on the door of House of Commons, the door is slammed in his face, to represent that the House of Commons is independent of the monarchy, after knocking again 3 times, he enters and calls MP's to come to the King's speech.

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

🥲

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

Neighbors wife said make yourself at home so I took some of their dog's tramadol

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

@sbodrojan On the right she looks like when I try to poach an egg

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

@ElijahWoodcock @Tesco

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

Solidarity to all those getting their ‘15 years ago’ notifications for uni

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

Why is there so much headroom is he 4ft tall?

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Conor McGregor has officially announced that he’s running for president of Ireland https://t.co/DhZtSMxNWF

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

Welcome to the jungle
We’ve got fun and games
We’ve got everything you want
Especially fun and games

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

Maybe Tony wouldn’t be so chocolonely if he made chocolate that broke into even sized pieces

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

@YourFavTgirly @smoke_nd_pearlz Pathogenic bacteria from meat juices can contaminate other foods or surfaces in the fridge. Businesses can’t do shit like this but in the home you can do whatever 🤷‍♂️ but the consequences and any potential food poisoning risk are on the individual

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

You won’t believe the things I’ve seen when installing Windows

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

There is a child outside the bar running around with an axe and nobody is reacting including me

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

I have not been on holiday for a thousand years

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

There’s a new sheriff in town

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

Even the Tories didn’t do this. If people *can’t* work, is the gov saying they should just starve, or do without heating or power?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Details of the Government's welfare reforms to save £6bn:

- Raise Universal Credit for those seeking or in work, but cut it for the unwell or disabled who can't work
- Make PIP harder to claim and freeze it next year so it doesn't rise with inflation

[@AnushkaAsthana]

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

@LordHansCapon Now is the winter of our discontent

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

No, Phil Collins, I will not be taking a look at you now

[Owain Fereday @OFereday]

They say you are what you eat, in which case I am 500 strawberries