Off AiR

We’re all about that random priceless, first, and sometimes one time only, charm of funny. The GOLD!

[Patie🦋❤️ @patiencenamany2]

The last dream bender😂

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

A fan asks my thoughts on a potential Drew Carey revival on the latest Joy Podcast. Would I go back to that world? https://t.co/PEql7xpgsB

[Off AiR @OffAiRunscript]

Ohh how little did they know about “media” back in the day… no one watched ANY of us sweetie, so have a seat

[sara @sapharic]

i cannot stress this enough. TWITCH VIEWERS, stop taking bathroom breaks and stepping away from your computers/phones while your favorite streamer is live. it is DISRESPECTFUL and rude. we take time out of our days to entertain you. the least you could do is watch.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Elon Musk has become the first person ever to lose $200 billion, per Bloomberg.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I keep reading articles that say so and so "died unexpectedly". Who on this Earth doesn't expect to die? That shit is happening. You can expect it. Cat's outta the bag and whatnot.

[News12HV @News12HV]

POLIO UPDATE - The CDC is deploying a team to Hudson Valley after one positive case of polio. Find out what it means for you - NEXT at 7 a.m.
https://t.co/jdOCVxs6sr

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

you just knew after Betty White and Bob Saget the universe had to even things out

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Can we at least do a “Boaty McBoatface” online poll where we all get to name the next variant? I wanna get, “Oops! All PlagueBerries” in early.

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

My girlfriend is going through a foraged mushrooms phase and she made me an omelet this morning and I just saw God for 4 hours.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Betty White really said “gurl, fuck 2022”

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

ya im into NFT

No F·R·I·E·N·D·S on TV

[Gerry Dee @gerrydee]

I have no words.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1974, photographer Daniel Sorine took a photo of two random street mimes in New York City

35 years later, he realized one of them was Robin Williams

[Eugene Levy @Realeugenelevy]

After Making Emmy History, What The TV Industry Can Learn From ‘Schitt’s Creek’ via @forbes https://t.co/Io3wHQuIVn
And the hits keep on coming!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?

[SUNY New Paltz @newpaltz]

Then and Now! What do you like most about the changes we've made over the years to our Sojourner Truth Library? #TBT #npsocial #nplibrary #peacelovelibrary

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to satchels. Why did folks ever get out of the satchel game? Y'all can put anything in a satchel. Keys, phone, a human baby. Rock a fly as hell satchel today!