Philip Lindholm

˙˙˙uᴉɐɹq ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuoɹʍ ʎlqᴉɹɹoɥ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ 'sᴉ ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙ʇxǝʇ sᴉɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuᴉɥʇou ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥ┴

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@peterrhague We permanently weld training wheels to every bike he owns or will own.

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@zeealeid You're probably one of my favorite UI concept designers. I browse through your works often as inspiration. That being said, I'd love to see you take a spin on the upcoming Clicks Communicator form factor... Only 4.03 inches screen size diagonal.

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@MemesToSave You're gonna what a what? I can't tell what that says with the redaction

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@stupidtechtakes @iigenico I thought the entire point of escalators was that they turn into stairs when powered off... Mitch Hedberg even made a joke about it

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@ReplyArchive It's crazy, you find math everywhere. I never thought I'd see l'hopital's rule in the wild, but here we are.

[Tim McNamara @timClicks]

Today in cursed code: a computer program that plays pong by modifying its own source code. (Each frame is a new compilation). https://t.co/kS2ACZ7r79

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@SamaHoole Can't you just ... Charge more for it? Or is some communist/"capitalist" frankenstein monster restricting the free market?

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@fwmarqix Embarrassed? That's called conviction. The reason you feel bad about it is because your conscience is screaming for you to change your behavior. It doesn't matter how you remember - set a reminder a week before, write it on a calendar. But don't think it isn't your fault.

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@KaidentheKaiden @zirtsxu7267 A YouTube sketch: https://t.co/bpEy1vq3RB

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@CPPAlliance Presumably named cat-ears to lure rust devs back

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@nocontextmemes I have a running joke for the classes I teach where I set a new borzoi picture as my desktop wallpaper every day. This will be a wonderful addition

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@financedystop As an adult, you should have the agency by now to make things you want to happen. Not having that ability means you haven't truly grown-up yet.

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@GavinNewsom Governor of the state that just made investigative journalism illegal? Yeah, it's rigged all right.

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@SenWarren Disincentivizing wealth is not a solution. The solution is removing barriers the typical American household faces whenever they try to do something groundbreaking only to face the oppressive amalgamation of big business and big government. Let the people free!

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@DarrigoMelanie We spend more money per year on welfare than most countries' entire annual budget (last year we spent over 1.2 trillion). There are 34 federal housing programs spread across 7 departments and 23 food programs across 3. One more trillion and one more program isn't going to fix it.

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@VigilantFox Oh, the phenomenon where kids identify as cats and dogs certainly does happen... In the city I live in, certain school districts have decided to give such student litter boxes in the public restrooms. Absolutely sickening.

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@AAerobleu @farman4x I waded through miles of incorrect slop till I finally found a glimmer of hope in this comment.

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@alma29otaku @dev_maks @sflorimm Write once, run anywhere with the JVM, I'm guessing?

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@ChShersh

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@davepl1968 This feels like it could fit right in on @LinkedInLunat1c