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CLE. Go Guards. Fuck everything about the Yankees.

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@raysofl1 @yourspingu @grok It’s so when he shits in his pants it doesn’t stain the white couch.

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@JOKAQARMY1 Legitimately you deserve to be publicly humiliated for sharing this. You should have to march across the entire country admitting to being one of the dumbest dumb fucks in existence.

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@mossboss907 @Josh_HokitUFC Yeah. This is what people will know DC for. You’re the one cucking for hock right now like a fuckin cornball.

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@shegone03 @RedSox @notgaetti @BobFile @billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom @low_and_outside You really do seem to live the most boring life of any former mlb player. You has beens are so fucking pathetic.

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@rajmuker Life must be pretty boring eh?

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@carajoooo4 What an absolute savant level detective.

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@TheOfficerTatum Blah blah blah. Shut up snowflake.

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@nathanswords_ @BarstoolNate You’re an absolute dunce. Dumb little nerd.

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@magachrchpastr How about you take a crucifix and shove it up your ass.

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@shegone03 We know you weren’t good in the bigs but it’s amazing just how absolutely abysmal your baseball opinions and knowledge actually are

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@PatriciaHeaton Here’s the thing though, go Fuck yourself.

[nazar @Nazenko]

folks, it’s time to start a dialogue.

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@stephanicci Oh cuz old guys aren’t supposed to have dicks all of the sudden?

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@liIpochaco It’s way cooler

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@willielutz_ This is actually really funny.

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@Theodis4Texas By lil man do you mean lil prop?

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@shegone03 @SalMarinello @AMBS_Kernan Just tag the runner. You don’t have to be such a whiny bitch about everything.

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@AngelaBelcamino You were extremely annoying as a pretend liberal, now, you’re actually even uglier and more annoying.

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@dannyspud_ That’s against school code!! No swearing!! lololol. Dork.

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@WarmedBench @MoreForYou_CLE That ain’t getting you a ring. That’s silly