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[Roady @roadsoda69420]

Gonna DoorDash a 12 piece and sit in my living room butt ass naked with a bottle of bourbon so it feels like my and bro are eating together

[Meth Gator @themeth_gator]

This version of Wolverine is a H*CKIN BADASS! Who needs a middle finger when you have a middle CLAW!?!?!? I can’t wait to play this while my wife gets fucked in the other room

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What an amazing game "Batman Arkham City". Just finished and beat it. Everyone who had a hand in creating it, I wanna say Thank You! #Gamer

[JFJ🇺🇸 @jifferey]

Fuck bebop

[yeep @SyngmanYeep]

a tale of two scotts
#xmen #scottpilgrim

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Tsh. How’d you know I’m a gamer?

(Her fingers gently caress my carpal tunnel scars as I turn away, ashamed)

She grabs my head in her hands and locks eyes with me like she’s pressed R3 in a fromsoft title: Player two unlocked

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

all of the events of final fantasy vii took place in the greater houston area

[dire.bsky.social @direYGO]

me reading my opponent's card for the first time:

[Jake! 🔜 Tsukicon @vaughanilla_cos]

Why does this have the exact same composition as that one shot from Superman

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[Zoey 🏳️‍⚧️ FREE 🍉 @AikaZira]

If anyone was wondering the texture of these its like a cold dead semi erect dick and its lowkey the best thing ever

[Ghost Ivy ☂︎ @aaronivvy]

can’t stop thinking about this

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i lowk hate killing innocents but if the dark lord wills it that’s like my job

[Razz @Razzbowski]

Mommy wants to know what's in the FNAF 4 box

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sabrina Carpenter has said that her favorite film of all time is ‘SHREK 2’.