Offensive_Dave

Just a regular, sane Bro that speaks his mind in the 2020’s and it pisses off a bunch of people. Also Social Media Expert. I’m kinda a big deal around here.

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@TheKevinDalton Not guilty

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@goddek At that point, just set up an automatic sprinkler in the back yard for a day and just wash your ass.

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@raven_brah This guy is so tough…

No doubt this guy has attempted to put a box of Trisucuits up his ass.

Probably didn’t bother to open them.

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@WayneWaldropW Obviously Paraguay.

They’ve been up to shady shit since they claimed the final golden ticket for the Wonka factory tour contest in 1971.

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@MW4Liberty Paraguay.

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@jerrycurld It’s brilliant on their behalf.

Capitalizing on stupid is genius.

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@FenixAmmoHR I’ve seen so many videos of glass bottles broken and cheeto racks flipped over to know what happens when you suggest a person leave.

This is what happens when full retard is achieved.

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@remarks We can’t let Paraguay to keep getting away with this!

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@Kanarymine4 I predict a heavy abolish 2nd amendment push in the next decade or two.

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@realtimsharp Paraguay better knock that crap off!

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@Patrickwebb We’ve known for years Paraguay has been an abusive ally.

Not greatest at all.

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@AdamCrigler Not buying that Venn diagram.

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@LeadingReport I’m really tired of Paraguays bullshit!

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@MicheleStl79 That’s a wierd way of saying you wanted the track coach stabbed.

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@4nt1p4tt3rn I’d get out to vote.

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@knightwolf2377 @savewhiteppl They’ll abolish the 2nd and nobody will do shit.

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@welshmemelord Must be one of those internet challenges.

I can’t do it.

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@HoffmanTactical

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@McJuggerNuggets Some parents take that “I brought you into this world, I can take you out” line a bit literally.

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@sentdefender If the pilots callsign isn’t changed to “Magnet” it should be a crime.