Add An Offensive Touch

The best hilarious-offensive gifts, all printed and made to order in the UK. Be warned though... you WILL need a sense of humour!

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Stop Staring at my balls and hit a hole in one when it comes to finding the perfect offensive gift with our pack of three Callaway Warbird Golf Balls!

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Get ready to make him laugh with one of our funny gifts which are perfect for Father's Day!!

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If you are looking for vile, unpleasant, disgusting gifts that are utterly amazing then you came to the right place!

💩 Free delivery on all orders
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💩 A range of designs to choose from

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Stop Staring at my balls and hit a hole in one when it comes to finding the perfect offensive gift with our pack of three Callaway Warbird Golf Balls!

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Searching for the perfect Mother's Day gift, then look no further!

Our 'Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Accident Notebook' is bound to make her laugh!

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Looking for the perfect work Secret Santa gift?

Then we have you covered! Our Notebooks are only £11.99 plus free delivery!

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Did you know that we also sell products that can be personalised!

With prices starting from £11.99 and FREE delivery on every order our items make the perfect outrageous gifts!

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Did you know that we now sell outrageous T-shirts!

Feeling brave? Wear your t-shirt with pride – or stitch up one of your mates, family members or colleagues with one of our very funny designs!

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The perfect mug for those days when you can't wait to leave work! Only £11.99 plus free delivery!

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@vannilamice Glad you like it, Jason!

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@Offensive_touch Thanks for the great mug I won guys 😂😂😂😂

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CONGRATULATIONS @vannilamice 🎉

You've been drawn our lucky winner!

Please drop us a DM and we will get your prize sorted!

There will be PLENTY more giveaways in future so drop us a follow for more!

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#Like and #retweet this post for a chance to win a father's day gift from our Etsy store!

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A winner will be picked at random on Monday 5th June.

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#Like and #retweet this post for a chance to win a father's day gift from our Etsy store!

Browse the collection here to see what you could win for your old man👴 - https://t.co/hPhqQzhiMT

A winner will be picked at random on Monday 5th June.

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@BorisJohnson @HillingdonNHSFT Hey Boris!👋

We've just released a brand new mug design, as a thank you for all the 'work' you and your government have done recently, we'd love to send you one (FOC of course), get in touch!
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All you have to do is drop a cheeky like & retweet for a chance to win a Father's Day gift!

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#Like and #retweet this post for a chance to win a father's day gift from our Etsy store!

Browse the collection here to see what you could win for your old man👴 - https://t.co/hPhqQzhiMT

A winner will be picked at random on Monday 5th June.

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