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LOS BLANCOS. ALHAMDULILLAH.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👋 ¡Bienvenido, Mourinho! 👋

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

It's officially over. 💔

It was a pleasure to live in the same lifetime as this team.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

It means so much to us 🏆 YALLA NASSR! 🟡🔵

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💛💙🏆 OFFICIAL: Al Nassr win the Saudi Pro League title! 🇸🇦

First title since the arrival of Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Idanssssssss @Nimisioluwa]

A guy is talking about Femi Otedola’s book (How to Become a Billionaire). He said the first sentence of chapter one is “Otedola started his life in London” 🤣😭😭

He said he lost interest and closed the book.

You guys need to see the crazy and hilarious comment 😭😭🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Real Madrid statement.

“Real Madrid C.F. announces that, following the events that led to the opening of disciplinary proceedings yesterday against our players Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouaméni, both appeared today before the investigating officer.

During their appearance, the players expressed their sincere regret for what happened and apologized to each other.

They also conveyed their apologies to the club, their teammates, the coaching staff, and the fans, and both offered their full cooperation to Real Madrid, ready to accept whatever sanction the club deems appropriate.

In light of these circumstances, Real Madrid has decided to impose a fine of five hundred thousand euros on each player, thus concluding the corresponding internal procedures”.

[Nabilidoso @Nabilidosoo]

VALVERDE VS TCHOUAMÉNI 😱🤣

Así se arreglan las cosas 😤 Siempre desde el humor 😅🤍

Vídeo creados en @dreamina_ai con Seedance 2.0 #dreaminacpp junto con PabloPrompt

[Madrid Universal @MadridUniversal]

🚨 BREAKING: Arda Güler scored with a shot from 68 meters. It is the longest goal that has been scored in La Liga, tied with Antonio José's goal (for Numancia) against Sevilla in 2004, from a very similar distance.

A Real Madrid player hadn't scored in La Liga from their own half since Lasa's goal against Sevilla in 1995 (from 58 meters).

— @2010MisterChip

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Arda Güler:

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[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

To Understand What Life Is, You Have to Visit Three Locations:

1. The Hospital
2. The Prison
3. The Cemetery

At the Hospital:
You will understand that nothing is more beautiful than health.

In Prison:
You'll see that freedom is the most precious thing.

At the Cemetery:
You will realize that life is worth nothing.
The ground we walk on today will be our roof tomorrow.

[𝕺𝖒𝖔𝕺𝖌𝖆𝕿𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 @eraytee7]

Handling things with maturity be like👇🏾😂

[rae_timzy @omo_Akinbile]

This is your garri container?

You never ready🙂

[amit @amitisinvesting]

berkshire bought Google after 20 years

likely at a $2-$2.8T market cap

and people want to say we are in the next dot-com bubble

the holding company that has more T-bills than the Federal Reserve, $300B in cash, and never touches technology

just bought 17.8M shares of one of the largest capex spenders on the planet projected to spend $93B next year on datacenters while at the same time does $100B+ in net income

and we are somehow in a dot-com bubble

okaaaaaaaaay 🤷‍♀️

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

HODL

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

BURRY’S FINAL WARNING: The $9.2M Bet That Ends Silicon Valley

The man who called 2008 while Wall Street laughed just walked away from public markets forever.

Michael Burry didn’t just short Palantir. He executed the most asymmetric trade in financial history: $9.2 million for the right to collect $240 million when AI collapses. That’s 2,600% returns when the bubble pops.

The Numbers Don’t Lie:

Palantir: 449x earnings. Trading at $184. Burry’s strike: $50.
NVIDIA: Burning cash on chips obsolete in 36 months, depreciating them over 10 years.
The entire AI sector: Hiding $176 billion in fake accounting through 2028.

This is Enron mathematics. This is subprime CDOs wearing a silicon mask.

What Nobody Sees:

Big Tech spent $200 billion building AI infrastructure in 2025 alone. Revenue growth? Under 20%. The energy costs? Enough to power entire nations. The depreciation fraud? Bigger than anything in corporate history.

Burry spotted it. Filed his 50,000 put contracts. Then did something unprecedented: he deregistered his entire fund on November 10th, vanishing from regulatory oversight exactly like he did in 2008 when the pressure broke him.

This Is Not A Trade. This Is A Prophecy.

When Palantir’s CEO called him crazy, Burry went silent. No defense. No explanation. Just one cryptic post: November 25th. Something unchained.

He’s not managing money anymore. He’s not playing games. He placed the bet, walked away from the table, and left instructions for what comes after.

The man who warned us about housing while banks collapsed is now warning us about AI while tech soars 173% this year.

Last time, it took 18 months to be proven right.

Last time, he made $100 million and nearly lost his mind.

This time, he’s not waiting around to watch.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Full article here - https://t.co/vVpFcN1Wzf

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Michael Burry

Michael Burry to close down his hedge fund by year end after acknowledging he doesn't understand today's market

[Mrs T💐🌸 @AbitiNamlauzi]

I think am just hungry

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

This, and using brakes.

You either open the car while it's speeding and put your leg on the floor to stop it, or you ram it into a brick wall like a real man.

[Lawyer @UGLawyer]

All Men Should Send Condolences.