Lloyd Christmas

[Lloyd Christmas @OfficalLloyd]

Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while. I had to leave town cuz I forgot to pay the gas bill

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My valentine just asked if I wanted to go to the bar tomorrow at 10... She must be a raging alcoholic

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Just broke up with my valentine... Good by my loveeeeee

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I saw ray lewis.then when i saw petey dead, I put two and two together

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So your Sayin there's a chance?

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@iam_blakelively what are the chances of a girl like you following a guy like me?

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RT if your a limo driver. Like if you drive a 94' sheepdog

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RT if some little filly has ever broken your heart

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@ItsGiovannaP man you are one pathetic loser!

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Tractor beam, vvvvvvvv, sucked me right in

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I GOT WORMS!

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Man, thought id get a lot more followers then this.... Yea that jack Dorsey is full of shit man!

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Why you going to the airport? Flyin somewhere?

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Killer boots man!

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Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

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Radio? Who needs the radio?

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@jessicamayb Harry! I took care of it!

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Traded the van for it straight up. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

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I sold some stuff... Some baseball cards, a sack of marbles, *cough petey

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I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! And I didn't even see it coming