Ryan Parker

16, Aberdeenshire. Dyslexic.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Can't wait for exams to finish so I can finally leave and get my national janitor award. Chase your dreams folks.

[Matthew Stephen @FredricMatthew]

I'm so fucked for English.. Can't even say it never mind do it!!

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Fuck sake. Sister keeps coming into my room... Sent her on her way with a swift kick to the minge.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

@eringauldd awright hen. You needing a classic Parker porking?

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

This boy up against me for head boy? Next joke. #TeamParker

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Can't wait for pay day! Another pair of knock-off air max's and a top that says 'believe the hype' me thinks.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Norman MacCaig - Visiting hour. Fuckin' tune.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Norman MacCaig - Memorial. Aye mine at time I kicked the fuck out of your cat?

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Here proper fucked off!! Mums just told me there's no people in society exam. Revised the shit out of the alphabet for it too.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

30 favs and I'll start on the invigilator in the people in society exam!!

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Finishing off my art folia. Expressive piece, obviously.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

English tomorrow for you lot then. I'll be thinking of you when I'm going around classrooms asking for their bins. Yes, I'm one of them.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Stressful weekend revising for HE. 36 hours of Big Cook Little Cook and making pot noodles.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Hoping exams go well so that I can get the qualifications I need to return as the school Janitor.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

That's me just back from Matthew's with Ewan. Third wheeling at it's finest.

[Ryan Parker @officalRyanP]

Thank fuck for auto correct.