Office Space

People can get a cheeseburger anywhere.

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

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#Inauguration

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Oh yeah?! WELL AT LEAST I NEVER SLEPT WITH LUMBERGH!

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CAN I GET YOU GENTLEMEN SOMETHING TO NIBBLE ON? SOME PIZZA SHOOTERS, SHRIMP POPPERS, OR EXTREME FAJITAS?

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Samir Nagana.......nagana...... nagana work here anymore!

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I told those fudge packers I like Michael Bolton's music.

Oh that is not right Michael.

[Killer Cosplay @cosplayexpose]

"If you could go ahead and give me all the candy, that'd be great." Bill Lumbergh, Jr. #Halloween costume.

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

Uh Oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

Thinking about taking that girl from logistics. Things go well, I might be showing her my Oh face. Oh Oh, know what I mean. Oh.

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I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

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SAY HELLO TO LUMBERGH FOR ME!!!

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There's nothing wrong with that name.

There WAS nothing wrong with that name until that no talent ass clown starting winning Grammys.

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.

Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

Peter, what's happening? Yeah I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. We lost a few people this week and need to play catch up.

[Jeff Saucedo @jeff_saucedo]

@Office_Space_ Thinkin about taking that new chick from logistics. Things go right, I'm gonna show her my Oh face. Oohh-oooh ohh. Haha. Oh

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

You could have as many as FOUR people working right underneath you.

This is a big promotion, Pete.

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AT LEAST I NEVER SLEPT WITH LUMBERGH!!!

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

Says here Peter that you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Well, Bob, I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it.

[Will Murphy @memphisgriz]

https://t.co/d1cJL7yrug @Office_Space_

[Office Space @Office_Space_]

We're putting cover sheets on all our TPS reports from now on. Did you get the memo?

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...and they're going to fire you. And you know why? So that Bill Lumberg's stock will go up a quarter of a point.