Unofficial Bengals’ Front Office burner

Insider information, observations, and announcements from the Bengals front office. Head writer: P.A. Rody

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.

The path to citizenship should not be weaponized against anyone, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.

The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.

[BuckeyeMOB @Buckeye_Mob]

What an awesome video

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Sending prayers and love to all those laid off today by ESPN. So many of you have poured your life into that company, & I know how you’re feeling right now.

My hope is as this door closes another opens for you all. God bless!

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

It breaks my heart seeing this post from 3 days ago

[Steve Parrish @Stavros6]

Another Very sad day.
RIP Michel. 🙏🏼

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

@JDVance Every day it’s more and more clear why your mom traded you for Percocet

[Unofficial Bengals’ Front Office burner @OfficeBurner]

@MattWalshBlog What is your malfunction, Matt? Are you mad because you’re gay but you want to be straight?

[Unofficial Bengals’ Front Office burner @OfficeBurner]

@janetrbl223 @jkeeter82 @MattWalshBlog

[Ja’MarrChase @Real10jayy__]

I play with passion . #WHODEY

[Unofficial Bengals’ Front Office burner @OfficeBurner]

@JDVance “FBI is on the scene” used to mean something until you guys appointed a shitposter to head the FBI. Now I have to hope that the suspect’s family and friends will cooperate.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

2️⃣ with a Game Winner in his first @NFL game… why not 😈

#DevelopedHere 🌰

[Unofficial Bengals’ Front Office burner @OfficeBurner]

“There, I said it. Can I have my pardon now?”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly told the DOJ she never witnessed Donald Trump engage in any concerning behavior in her presence, per ABC News.

[Unofficial Bengals’ Front Office burner @OfficeBurner]

@jammles9 @LeadingReport The Epstein files an injunction by a judge during the Biden administration. It wasn’t lifted until recently.

[Unofficial Bengals’ Front Office burner @OfficeBurner]

@LeadingReport He had to plead the fifth. Doctor patient confidentiality.

[JBook. @JBook_37]

You were out here campaigning for South Carolina to get in the playoffs, and they turned around and got their wigs pushed back by Illinois running 12 personnel down their throats.

[Andrew Russell @Andrew_Russell7]

He said he wanted to be a Bengal.

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Mood still

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Sawyer came back to win a Natty.
Egbuka came back to win a Natty.
JTT came back to win a Natty.
TreVeyon came back to win a Natty.
Ransom came back to win a Natty.
Tyleik came back to win a Natty.
DJackson came back to win a Natty.
Cody Simon came back to win a Natty.

They did.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

A decade after Ohio State won the first four-team CFB Playoff, the Buckeyes win the first 12-team CFB Playoff 🏆 🏆