Office Quotes

Daily quotes from The Office. Built by @thomaszn_

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"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised."

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"And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

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"Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way."

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"Oh you’re paying way too much for worms. Who’s your worm guy?"

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"We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom."

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"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year."

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"Who is Justice Beaver?"

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"It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-term plans in my personal life with Pam that I’d like her parents to be psyched about. So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try."

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"Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there."

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"How is it possible that in five years, I’ve had two engagements and only one chair?"

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"Why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick."

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"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

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"Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?"

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"You know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three."

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"If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I’d ever been here. And I’d forget, too."

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"Dwight mercy-killed Angela’s cat."

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"So this is my life. Until I win the lottery. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books."

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"I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did it."

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"It’s Britney, bitch."

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"I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid."