OfficeSlobs

[email protected] to send photos and videos of your co-workers being disgusting. From the fine folks @TheWoodyShow

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From @Vanlon64.

"Just taking Charlie out for a swim," is the new euphemism for taking a dump while enjoying some delicious tuna fish.

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From Osiel:
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"So this is the sign we have up at our warehouse. Guess employees here can’t aim or have severe diarrhea."
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Or they have back issue and can't sit up straight. Have compassion, (and a good toilet brush).

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From @cody_co__:
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That's either guacamole and sour cream, or disgusting mold. Either way, delicioso!

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From @cody_co__.
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Those little black spots are a horde of ants. Apparently America, (and ants), run on Dunkin.

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From Erik:
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"At one of my job sites."
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Construction is dirty work. Pooping is dirty work. The only question is, who left their juice bottle?

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From David:
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"Two crock-pots of congealed grease in the police station break room."
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A lesser person would make a crack about bacon grease. 🐷

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Someone get a power washer and an ebola suit. This may take awhile.

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From Gloria:
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"These people never cleaned, we even have cockroaches in our fridge and out microwave is splatter central!"
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Cold weather cockroaches? They're evolving... 🐛🐜

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From @absalon2209:
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"My boss forgot that she put sodas in the mini fridge the next day I got there to find the gift 😆 "
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The gift of office slushies.

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Damn those bathroom tornadoes!

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From Jonathan.
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To be fair, the interior of a freshly-microwaved Hot Pocket is roughly 4,700 Kelvin. This lazy employee may have melted into the floor.

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From Mike at a Costco:
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What's not pictured is they also had the hot dog, but used the wrapper to wipe.
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Tag a bathroom eater.

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From [redacted]:
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According to trash jenga rules, as long as it doesn't fall off, you don't have to take it out, so it seems we're still in the clear.

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From @lifewithtiff:
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"The men's restroom has a pungent stench that seeps out of it, directly into the common area at work."
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Are you shutting your eyes and praying when you whiz?

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From @_fazed_out.
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That's a pretty good explosion from one can of yellow soda. Is there such a thing as a mango soda? Or is it Mt. Dew: Code Urine?

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They're like the Encino Man of peanut butter and jelly children's snacks.

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What's orange and leaks into the bottom compartment of the office fridge?
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Not sure, but make sure you leave it there for months.

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At least they asked nicely.

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On one hand, they should be emptying their trash more often.
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On the other hand, the answer to that is not just throwing the towels straight onto the floor.
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On a third hand, hopefully that is an orange urinal pad, and not vomit.

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From @itsmemacabre:
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Some people leave a bowl of candy out, others a small jar of olives. #gamechanger