Michael “TPS Report” Bolton

NOT the singer so don’t come at me with that goofy shit. Software Engineer. Hip-Hop enthusiast.

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

Fuck Bill Lumbergh.

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@BobBob48111549 Come to Turin jackass

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

How my intern looks at me during lunch while my annoying wife keeps texting me about our sick newborn baby

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@benshapiro We wuz american saar

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@BigKirk0 More of a Matan guy myself

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@SnailPSD2 @JDVance @CyberPunkCortes He should start with his wife.

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

Prague starting 5
Point guard: Ukrainian girls
Shooting guard: cialis
Small Forward: Marlboro golds
Power Forward: butt stuff
Center: butt stuff

Bench: beer

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

Tinder: “You have 10+ matches waiting” Psh try a million nigga #rapist

[Bob leshat @BobBob48111549]

Let’s have a night Cialis in the inventory and ready #beware

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

Hey @BigKirk0 love the new bio.

[Bob leshat @BobBob48111549]

Germans fuck#touse

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@BobBob48111549 Totally gay.

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

My ass is sweating

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@BobBob48111549 Me when AFD wins

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

Boys become Men when they’re forced to take a dump in complete darkness #powerwentout #nakedandafraid

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

Picking up chicks as an American in an a foreign country is like fishing with dynamite

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@BobBob48111549 Totally. She could suck a golf ball through a water hose

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@BobBob48111549 Preach. It’s almost like all of her brains went to those sweet tits

[Michael “TPS Report” Bolton @OfficeSpaceMike]

@riptank1927 And some dudes sneak sweet pics of hot asses. It’s called hypergamy jackass