ღ Ash ღ

My tweeting peaked in 2014.

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

When your snap story is 30 minutes from expiring and the one person you wanted to see it hasn't watched it

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

Update 2019: my family still has mail-order Nextflix.

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

We still have mail-order Netflix. Can somebody say 2007 lmao #nocomplaints

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

@mayybecrazyy Yes absolutely!! It feels great 😂

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

Guy on tinder: An engineer? Wow, smart AND beautiful...

Me: ya I'm pretty good at math

Tinder guy: how about hot chocolate and you balancing my checkbook?

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of her date, hoping he realizes this entire pizza is for me.

[SassyWineQueen @SassyWineQueen]

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

[🌻 @oyerooh]

you're not reading this by accident. everything is going to be okay. breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. you've been this uncomfortable, anxious and scared, and you survived. close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

By the time u reach senior year

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

@erinmini519 @AlbertJUdom Yanny. Fight me

[ღ Ash ღ @OfficialAshlay]

How to tinder at home over break:

Don't

bc you definitely went to high school with 90% of them whether you remember it or not.

[jess @perfectlyjess_]

None of my presents have barked yet so that’s kinda disappointing