The Essence of Don Asay

[The Essence of Don Asay @OfficialAswizz]

#tbt #whereyoufrom @bledsoe812

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Hey @js_sprad - welcome to the club! Pool’s open after Memorial Day! Speedo optional. I’ll have some chilled @V8 for you. #RetirementFeelsSoGood

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@BrendanMurphy42 And failed each test.

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Moderna ... Pfizer ... Johnson & Johnson - I don’t need any of that. I have @V8 ... vodka, Tabasco, Worcestershire, celery ... I have a Bloody Mary, okay! Don’t judge me. Daddy’s getting his vitamins.

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What a great day - got about three hours in at the pool, lounging in my new mankini before the clouds rolled back in. #EarlySpringBreak

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Who wants to head to Florida ... right now? First round’s on me!

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@LaceyResenbeck Love you, too. #ByeFelicia

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I AM PRESIDENT!! FEEL MY WORDS!! COVFEFE - MAY WE NEVER FORGET!

*pinky up, sips cold can of @V8*

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Donnie, Donnie, Donnie ... just take the L and join me in retirement. Trust me, you’ll love it!

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@kbrash2006 @V8 I’ll drink a cold one for you, good sir. I think it’s time, though. Time to leave Twitter.

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Well ... idk about you, but I think this account did it’s job and has now run its course. Only a small handful of kids know me at GSHS. I think I shall just drink my @V8 and ride off into the sunset. BTW - retirement effing rocks!

[The Essence of Don Asay @OfficialAswizz]

@gskpin_kathy @V8 🍻🍻 - cheers to Stu and you!!!

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@gfro Recreating a feature in 4 hours ... with no internet ... I’m going the Heaven for sure.

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Dang ... why can’t I edit my tweet? I hate when I see an autocorrect error. I feel like a failure - going to add some vodka to my next @V8!

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@ScottyDeLong @V8 I’m the OG ... the official A-Swizzzzz!!!

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@gfro Sometimes I wanted to gouge my eyes lit with an Exacto knife.

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Do you all hear those tribal drums, or is that my head? #DecisionsWereMade #BadDecisions

[The Essence of Don Asay @OfficialAswizz]

One Corona 🍺 two Corona 🍺🍺 three Corona 🍺🍺🍺 four 🍺🍺🍺🍺. Five Corona 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 six Corona 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 seven Corona 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 MORE!! 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Sorry @V8 - it’s a beer kinda’ day.

[The Essence of Don Asay @OfficialAswizz]

@HeidiDKingston @V8 I mean, compared to the rest, I am the best.

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Know why I’m immune to #coronavirus - I spent nearly my entire life around grubby, germ-infested kids, wrestlers, and drinking my @V8. Bring it on. Now, time for another drink and back to #ThePriceIsRight.