Bob Dylan

not actually the personal account of the songwriter, musician, author and painter Bob Dylan

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

I got the idea for Mr Tambourine Man after I put my hat on a tambourine and then added some googly eyes.

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

@JasonIsbell @jonwurster https://t.co/X3AxGsa2yv

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

I got the idea for Mr Tambourine Man after I put my hat on a tambourine and then added some googly eyes.

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

'Triplicate' was originally going to be just one disc but we made the artistic decision to put nine minutes of silence between each track

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Pro Songwriting Tip #4: Be me, Bob Dylan, the good songwriter

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Pro Songwriting Tip #3: The optimum words/verse ratio is 867 verses of one word each

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Pro Songwriting Tip #2: No song about a chimp operating a forklift has ever failed to get to number one

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Pro Songwriting Tip #1: All words rhyme if you think every word is pronounced "splurp"

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Many requests to write a protest song about Trump

If you replace the words 'Blow' and 'Wind' in 'Blowin' in the Wind' with 'Trump' it works

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

The thing I remember most about Jimi was that he thought LPs were a kind of chair

"You're mean to play it" we'd say but he insisted #RIP

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

@GoodyearHelp Don't follow leaders

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

I called it Freewheelin' cause @goodyear promised to give me some tyres and they never delivered. More like The No Wheel-havin' Bob Dylan

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

I would like to dedicate my Nobel prize to how bad Donovan is

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Here's my biography of Donovan:

He was born.
No one cared.
The End

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Outraged that there is no statue of me in my home town of @cityofhibbing. I intend to stand still on Howard Street until this is rectified.

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Every time I sang the word "babe" I really was singing about "civil rights"

It ain't me, civil rights, no no no, it ain't me, civil rights

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Okay @donovanofficial, time to settle this once and for all.

Harmonica duel at dawn?

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Don't ask me which of my songs is my favorite. That's like asking me to say which of my children is in The Wallflowers. I don't know, OKAY?!

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Blood on the Tracks was named for the time my model railway ploughed into my head after I fell asleep on it.

Desire was also named for that

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

When a song is listed as being 'Traditional' that actually means that I, Bob Dylan, wrote it.

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

My new album isn't me covering Sinatra. Sinatra covered me after I sent him an iPod through the time-post which I invented

[Bob Dylan @OfficialBDylan]

Oh, and I suppose none of you have ever been stuck on a stove-top?