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I've grown up, I live at home still, and I cuss a lot.

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Thank god for my @beatsbydre headphones to block out dad's snoring while I watch this porn

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Well I think I'm gonna go watch this porn dvd I got at a local yard sale and then head to bed. Goodbye for now!

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To anyone wondering, me and Clementine stayed close and we occasionally do booty calls

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Once my dad caught her cheating, he got his buddy Jonus to murder Mr. Hinkle. So tomorrow is the 5th anniversary of his death as well.

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Tomorrow is the 5th anniversary of my parents divorce. The reason? My mom was caught with Mr. Hinkle.

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Dad needs some of those Breathe Right strips because his snoring makes Rosie shit herself at night

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The television episodes of me were lies, brainwashing you into thinking I was still 4 with a faggot voice and everything was always okay

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So much about me and the way I live has changed, I can't wait to let you all know how things have been.

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The last time I saw Sarah she was pregnant and trying to find the dad. Needless to say we don't keep in touch anymore.

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The cancer jokes are old people, I had alopecia areata

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Holy fuck Daddy snores like an animal