Sam Harris

Official Sam Harris Twitter. Part Pimp, part Earl, part cat

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

My testicles look like kiwi fruit #BOLO #savebeans

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

Going to miss Hull - but I am looking forward to enjoying my mansion in Surrey and all its man slaves @EmilyMBall @AlexWoolgar29

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

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[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

I'm really keen to try fisting - looks fun #BOLO

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

I don't believe in the existence of Fridays #BOLO

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

I have erection induced blackouts - its hard being me #BOLO #justcamearound

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

Just been to KFC...KFC are now out of chicken AHAHA #BOLO

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

@littlemix why have you dropped out of the hull uni end of year ball?

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

Time for my weekly wash, might have a shave too...my pubes are OUT OF CONTROL #BOLO #savebeans

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

listenin to the Law Society in Sanc, wish they'd shut up - i'll show em how to drink #imafuckingbigdeal #BOLO #BMOC #kingofcranbrook

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

I tell you what's happening Twitter, I have the ghost of michael jackson in my pants #BOLO #rapefrombeyondthegrave

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

@AlexWoolgar29 is it true you is Peruvian? #BOLO

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

Still in the queue...might have a...DANGER WANK!!!! #BOLO #senorbeans

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

In the Hull Uni End of year ball ticket queue - I am by far the best looking person here #eoyb #BOLO #savebeans

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

@charlieeau I will pass on the message. G'night! I have to go shave my ridiculous neck beard/ scarf

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

@charlieeau classic Beans. Did you know Beans is half Uruguayan #SenorBeans

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

@charlieeau I am Harris, the BMOC - the biggest mammal on campus #BMOC #saveBEANS

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

@charlieeau I have been up all day. All of my tweets are my own!

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

I bloody love humous #straightoutofsurrey #BOLO #savebeans

[Sam Harris @OfficialHarris9]

@charlieeau nope - this the official Harris account. But from what I hear this guy Tom is a great prankster, and he has an awesome bike