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Howdy! I'm Jared and I just tweet about random crap. Instagram is @therealjaredplata where I do art and stuff.

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Rare Old-School Cartoon Film Discovered
(Via Tubi)

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My Twitter is old as fuuuu- #MyXAnniversary

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Does anyone else remember the Double Chalupa from Taco Bell?

Because man oh MAN, I'd sign a petition for them to do this promotion once again!

Like, dude, this is an
ULTRA-LUPA!

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@wmt__media Touche, sir

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@oGabbyz Sorry I missed this for so long.
Thank you for the submission!

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@oGabbyz Nice! Thanks for submitting!

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@wmt__media Yeah, I've mostly just been using Instagram and it's own Twitter-ish app.

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I cannot believe we're getting a FIFTH installment in a couple months.

It's unreal.

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Y'know in two years, "2020 2" comes out! So I hope we're prepared by then.

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No one...

Not a single person, living or otherwise...

A pet:

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RapTV be Like:
"R*pper fr*m N*w Y*rk s*ys h* d*esn't l*ke Fr*sh Avoc*dos!"

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"First is the worst, Second is the best" mfers when they get 2nd place in the 'Loser gets run over by a steamroller' competition:

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Does anyone else remember Pillsbury Waffle Sticks, or is it just me?

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TIM HORTONS! GO HOME, YOURE DRUNK!

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Hmm....yeah, that makes sense.

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I hate it when someone posts on a dead celebrity's birthday and is like
"He would have been 27 today"

And in my head, I'm just like
"Um...No. He IS 27 today. He's just not around to show it.

What, do you think we stop aging when we die? In fact, I think we age SLIGHTLY faster!"

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WB: "Okay, so we got all the characters ready for our new Mortal Kombat game! I think it's ready to ship out!"

Ed Boon: "Hold on, we need at least ONE character to have different colored blood from the others."

WB: "Oh, for a touch of variety, right?"

Ed: "....uh yeah, sure."

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@JulStar_ Case Oh

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@BruskPoet "096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!"