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@Trumanlangley96 But how will you recover?

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Fuck jay inslee

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@sidneycasey Yeah😂 “HEEEYYYYYY GUYS MARTY SCHWARTZ HERE” has been stuck in my head long enough to break my Twitter silence hahah

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Drop a like if you know who this is, you probably fuckin rock

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I feel like 99% of our generation missed the “take it with a grain of salt” memo. Do what you want, say what you want, think what you want. No one actually gives a shit

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Thank the lord I don’t have covid-19😊

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@Stonermom77 I may be in contact soon, I found a site though so I’ll see if it works

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@auroradaija @morganwilford1 It really hurts my soul

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@chloe_kiiirk https://t.co/vEvHe95Yco??

[François Chollet @fchollet]

The problem with Facebook is not *just* the loss of your privacy and the fact that it can be used as a totalitarian panopticon. The more worrying issue, in my opinion, is its use of digital information consumption as a psychological control vector. Time for a thread

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OH WHAAAAAAAAAT @GordonRamsay

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Sheep ass @c_simm23

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Got aggressively pat down at the airport and couldn’t help but to throw out the “it ain’t gay if it’s TSA, ammirite?”...
Fellow passengers: Hysterical
TSA: Far from amused

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@sidneycasey Crazy eyes

[Jack Tonzi @jackSquach]

Chills every time I hear this

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@JaydenFinesse Honorable mention for McDonald’s sprite????

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People with no job and a 450 credit score love tweeting on some motivational philosopher shit, shuttt upppp hahah

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“G-uNNNITT” @50cent

[Genius @Genius]

the greatest ad-lib of all time is ________.

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WARNING: The Jehovahs Witnesses are steppin’ it up. They realized no one wants to hear the word and took to Uber. I was forced to talk to this fucker for 20 minutes🙄