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@Dexerto every day i learn about a collaboration that sounds completely made up 😭

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@DailyLoud imagine showing up expecting a normal event and leaving with a free console

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@DailyNoud if tickets are too expensive for millionaires then i'm not even entering the conversation

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@LakeShowYo finding out somebody got the same thing for way cheaper always hurts a little 😭

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@PopCrave @TMZ breakups always make me sad even when i know absolutely nothing about the relationship 😭

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@barstoolsports every once in a while i get reminded how rich some people are and it genuinely shocks me

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@TMZ i always open these stories thinking it'll be simple and somehow it never is 😭

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@DiscussingFilm me pretending i know how movie production works while reading the replies

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@espn this finals run has had more plot twists than some tv shows honestly

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@TheDunkCentral every time i see wemby next to normal humans i remember he's basically a friendly giant 😭

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@Dexerto i can't lie, owning up to things will always earn a little respect from me 🤍

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@DailyNoud imagine being trusted with something like that because i'd be terrified of touching it

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@atrupar every update from this game somehow becomes a headline of its own 😭

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@Raindropsmedia1 honestly i love when athletes do stuff like this. it feels so much more human 🤍

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@LakeShowYo i'd be checking my ticket every thirty seconds like "please tell me this is temporary"

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@FearedBuck me saying i love meeting people and then standing awkwardly in the corner the entire time 😭

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@DiscussingFilm i love when movie promotions get weird and creative instead of just posting another trailer

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@TheDunkCentral @TickPick sports and concerts combining always feels like such a chaotic but fun combo

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spent more time thinking about doing things than actually doing them

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@espn half a million dollars for seats and i'm over here debating a $7 coffee 😭