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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

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I told a chemistry joke, but got no reaction.

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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing it.

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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I invented a new word: plagiarism.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

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