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if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldnt have hot dogs

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It’s freakin 9pm 🙄🤫

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@OnMyPills @namesinuse We all know it's a red solo cup liam GIVE IT UP

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here's to ice baths and flexing in tiny shorts

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🤣🤣🤣

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@OnMyPills Ugh. And why wasnt I invited?!

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@OnMyPills I feel like we should be discussing this in DMs although I doubt he'd read any of these :P

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Ah. It's always a bit stressful when the whole family decides to go out to dinner together but you know what makes it all worth it? My older brother's face when the waitress cards him and skips me :) #everydamntime Love ya @imnotironic ! The scenes you make? Not so much.

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@OnMyPills Yeah, he never has, dunno why I thought he'd actually order something. I think he likes cider? Anyway honestly it's partly due to all of us enabling and catering to his childish behavior. I shouldn't have even offered him my beer, but my dad is the worst offender by far.

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@OnMyPills and you didn't even hear the worst part! So after the scene he threw I dumbly offered him some of my beer, and guess what? HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT IT. Not like he just didn't want mine, but he dislikes alcohol. He just wanted to see if they wouldn't ID him this time bc of me.

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@OnMyPills He should, but sadly (also amusingly) acts like it's the first time every time. My parents are used to it by now- TOO used to it. My dad almost didn't tip her just bc Kev told him not to! My family is fucked.

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Maybe Kyle should stop digging through my trash

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My picture is better than George’s!!!

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@ThatHandsomeKid

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Crazy how every single election has been the most important one of my lifetime

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@CantWait2bKing

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@OnMyPills Yikes guessing that was also her last day

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@mashed_p0tat0e

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@mashed_p0tat0e hs https://t.co/ZogP0O7ERA

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