morg

big david spade and guy fieri fan

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Women aren't beasts like men.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

If they can sexualize the atlantic ocean, no outfit was ever the issue.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I think about this ALL THE TIME.

Men talk about being protectors - but in nature, it’s actually the women/females that do the protecting…

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

It's time to teach kids to love the sport and not the names 🥲

[Fancy Boots @TexasFancyBoots]

The quickness with which this dude went from scrappy underdog to nauseating scumbag is truly something to behold.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

hopefully Erika's press tour will be finished up by then so they can at least have their mother there.

[Texas Tech Fan🌵 @REDMFRAIDER11]

If Axe Body Spray was a person

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

trade JADEN????? over my cold, dead, lifeless body

[َ @ungodlywests]

bitch ew

[rastapasta9 @rastapasta_9]

This dude dreamed of playing for this team since he was a kid and Kevin O'Connell murdered him on national television

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Look at how giddy bro was to toss that flag

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

Idk who needs to hear this, but your life is almost certainly better than a 1940s coal miner.

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

Just feel awful for Carson Wentz on a human level.

It feels legitimately irresponsible that he was allowed to play almost the entire game.

[Adam @adampensel]

These guys are tone deaf as hell

[AbortionChat @AbortionChat]

Very likely two hours of absolute agony. But sure, Lila. Sure.

[Tax 🦬 @716tax]

We are all REALLY proud of him that he survived fleeing the scene of a potentially tragic and fatal vehicle accident.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

You cannot “engage in sex” with a 6 year old. They were raped.

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

Remember this when a celebrity tires to tell you how to vote.

[✰ @salutationhrry]

i think abt this tweet at least twice a week

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

how do i achieve this body by 6pm tonight